Pet Peeve Numero Uno

Originally posted November 11, 2007

When I say, "Hey baby. What do you wanna do today?"

And they say, "Whatever you wanna do..."


I always take a deep breath and a long pause so I can stop myself from telling him I want shove a 12 inch dildo up his ass while I pluck the hairs off his balls one at a time with a pair of tweezers. In front of his mom.